deadlifts-and-donuts

Malk >

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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heardmsay:

Ammmmaaaaaaazing!

heardmsay:

Ammmmaaaaaaazing!

Why do men who say they're getting enough sex look at porn?
Anonymous

You could go into some psychological reasoning, but idk, people just enjoy attractive nude people getting dicked down.

shredded-like-a-julienne-salad:

Patrick is on that year round bulk


Got that Patrick physique going.

shredded-like-a-julienne-salad:

Patrick is on that year round bulk

Got that Patrick physique going.

itsmejelloubean:

I ate dinner, felt full, burped, and now I feel hungry again.

How to: force feed.

can you and all the other hot male fitblrs do that please?! hahaha. i know theres a small gifset of some guy doing them. haha. but youre like 1000000x hotter so it would just be a lot better.
Anonymous

theshirtlesslifter:

I would be willing to do it with deadlifts-and-donuts.  I think between us we could nail all the girl poses in pictures.

I’m definitely doing the “omg I’m so pretty today but in actuality it’s mostly cleavage,” picture.

Jesus fucking christ at least warm me up with some gentle fondling before you jump right into eating ass.

I wish I knew how to type that creepy face (‘c’)….. not that one but I think I just came up with a penguin emoticon.
Some people got needs , bro.
Right now. That’s high up on my list.
#stopslutshamingme

onefitmodel:

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies II

hahahahahahah i actually laughed out loud

I hate myself after seeing these.